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DEAR SANTA CLAUS

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 7:16 PM
  • Mood: Sunny Mood
  • Listening to: Les Choriste - La Nuit
  • Reading: The Book of Secrets
  • Watching: Not the Ocean D:
  • Playing: Avec mon chat!! :D
  • Eating: Spoonfuls of Peanut Butter
  • Drinking: Dihydrogen monoxide

Cher Père Noël,

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous? Moi, je suis heureux~
:music:
Okay, I know you are Finnish and all, but I am switching to English, entendeu?


First off, I would like to apologize for calling you, "Santa ClausE" all these years. It turns out, that's just a Disney play off your name. ): I thought I was being fancy with my extra "e." TT^TT

I decided to write ya'll this letter earlier on so I could get ahead of the game. You know? Before all the other undeserving brats get their first choices. Well... uh... I love Christmas so much, just could not wait!! How 'bout that?

;D

I am sure you have seen what an outstanding young man I have been this past year. Generous. Thoughtful. Genial. The Standard of Children All Across the World. Oh, you're too kind Santa! :iconblushplz:

Ah do declare, ah thank ah may faint~ *fans self*

Well, here it comes- watch out, and hide your wallet.

Make a list of 10 things you want for Christmas

1. A luxury beachfront home in the Cayman Islands~ where it is nice and warm, always.
2. A loyal pet sea lion. Dolphins work too. SEE I'M LEAVING OPTIONS OPEN FOR YOU.
3. CLOTHES, PLZ. I eat miracle grow on my cereal.
5. Lots and lots of New Tree chocolate, and any other strange gourmet chocolates you have up there.
6. An Asian friend. I've always wanted one. Preferably Japanese?
7. Give me my own private beach with #1 while you're at it. With white sand, none of that gravel shit. No one likes that! Oh, and no NEIGHBORS. I don't like sharing my beach. Throw in crystal blue water, a coral reef, and a ginger mermaid while you're at it.
8. Money, duh. And lots of it.
9. Enya. In my home. In a glass case.
10. OPRAH'S APPROVAL

My Asian friend can live with me in my home.
Can my Asian friend look like Yuki Nakama? Or Ayumi Hamasaki?
Oprah's on my webcam, and she will fly over at the wave of my finger.
Make sure my home has internet.
And lots of good food.
I want a French Maid to keep everything neat and tidy. :aww:


Chop, chop.

I mean... please, Santa Claus.

Merci, beaucoup!!

CIAO BABY.

-Moi moi moi moi moiii~:music: :sing:

P.S. I know how much you bitch are concerned about your high cholesterol, so instead of getting ginger cookies and whole milk this Christmas, expect to see Cheerios with soymilk. I'll pour in the milk for you, you like your cereal soggy, right? There are spoons in the kitchen, second drawer on the right, if you need one!

Love Always,

You know who.

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:iconlovelyespeon7:
thanks 4 da fave!
:icondev1n:
:hug: thank you for :+fav: my So soft
Hope you'll visit my gallery again :heart:

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:icontailgun2009:
Thanks very much for the :+fav: :)

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:iconlele-chan-ice:
thank u so much for the fav!

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:iconfluff-pup-demon:
Well young man, I wrote MORE FOR YOU
You are like my own little inspiration-fueling-watcher-thingy-can't think of a word :lmao: XD

And you've convinced me to actually write a bunch of drabbles and maybe get published alright? So thanks XD

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"Oh yeah? May you burn in bloody goldfish cracker hell then! DX<"
:iconazurelupe7:
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I must read the new one, Submit. I haven't been on deviantART in a couple of days, thanks to chemistry and the PSATs (which I missed today). D:

Last night I was sick, and when I woke up I felt pretty bad. Flu like symptoms, but with no fever at all. It's like a cold plus vomiting! ;D
I'm over the bad part now, though. :D I've been eating oranges and kiwi all day.

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Dreams silently drifting through the mind,
ethereal thoughts hiding in shadow,
fade against a moonlit ocean.

~Unknown
:iconfluff-pup-demon:
lol You're WELCOME!

Haha take your time! I'm sorry you were sick. We had the PSATs today too, but I was at the doctor getting a check up. 8D
Goodness, I hate physicals....*shudder*
Hope you feel better! I might have to draw/paint/write you something if you're not. ;D

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"Oh yeah? May you burn in bloody goldfish cracker hell then! DX<"
:iconazurelupe7:
Cheers for missing school today! ;P

It's okay, I sort of yupped it up so I definately wouldn't have to take the PSATS. I hope there's a make up test. But I knew like, NONE OF THE MATH in the packet! Being in advanced classes has it's disadvantages when it comes to this, because most of the math in it is stuff I did two years ago. And I don't remember any of it. We got the "Geometry for Dummies" and Alegbra, etc books. I don't get it. D:
I hate math.
You never remember any of it!!! It's so stupid. D:

I love physicals! I want a blood test done, so I can know what I need to work on. (Nutrient wise, you know). In the winter I tend to miss certain foods. :P I don't see what's so scary about needles to people, so many of my friends are terrified of them.

I'm going to bed, and I feel alright. ;) You're feeling better I presume?

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Dreams silently drifting through the mind,
ethereal thoughts hiding in shadow,
fade against a moonlit ocean.

~Unknown
:iconfluff-pup-demon:
Woot that's always fun! But don't miss too much if you're not completely knowledgable in French. :\
I didn't know how much I could miss in one week. I couldn't take the test so I have to redo it!
That's horrible though! I had to retake my midterm for Geometry and I could only stare at it. Some of the things I knew but some of it was so old, I couldn't remember either!
I hate math. XD

I just don't like the fact that it's raining and cold, and then they tell me to strip. ;____;
It was so cold in there. Not to mention I lost weight from the sickness (120 lbs yay~ lol)! So the doctor took so long, while I'm chilling in their with just that measly little....paper gown.
I was clinging to my jacket. It was cold today right?
Well it's supposed to be 90* on Friday. o.O It's been in the low 60s all week! DX< I don't want the heat again!
(Needles don't bug me unless they're those women cancer shots...those HURT)

I'm glad you feel better. ^^ I feel much better~


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